Unconfirmed reports suggest Russia stripped from hosting World Cup 2018

FIFA President Sepp Blatter and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich have reportedly had an unfortunate angry encounter. Heated words were overhead being exchanged by the two gentlemen, at a recent fund raising event held in honour of former Russian premier Mikhail Gorbachev.


The disagreement, according to one eyewitness - Michel Platini, was in connection to suggested accommodation being provided by the Russian F.A, for the 2018 World Cup. It is understood, that Mr Blatter has been overlooked for the modern Villa being built close to a Bohemian district of Moscow to Mr Silvio Berlusconi.

As you can see by the picture, it is Mr Blatters ball. He left quickly leaving the guests to find and then play with their own balls.

Mr Blatter is so angry that he was ignored for the prime accommodation, that he has called an emergency general meeting of the World Cup Committee. Our sources are getting reports that 2018 bidding will reopen within the month and that Russia 2018 will be cancelled. We believe that only countries that pledge their support for Mr Blatter, in the coming Presidential election and include bulging brown envelopes, will be considered as the replacement hosts.

A spokesman for FI.FA, who did not want to be named - although who has heard of Mohamed Bin Hammam, said Qatar are ready to hold the World Cup in 2018 & 2022 if required. Early favourites to be the new host of 2018, while their Foreign Minister stays in Mr Blatters house (for quite some time apparently), is Libya.

England's chances were dealt a blow last evening as Mr Platini was taking to an Al Murray show, then was sat next to Lord Treisman and Daily Mail reporters. The evening descended into a farce, as the UEFA Presidents taxi broke down and the rest of his journey was completed in the back of a transit, driven by members of the EDL.

You will of guessed a long time back, probably at the very beginning. Before taking offence please check the date! For our International friends, today is April Fools day in the UK. On this day we play tricks and jokes on friends, families and colleagues (In a nice way). The tricks must be played before Lunchtime. We do not intend to offend any of the people/organisation mentioned above and apologise if we have. All events included in this posting are fictitious. There, our solicitor Bertie the Brief can sleep easy now.

The last paragraph, sort of defeats the object – never mind.